little jaden looks so pleased with himself
The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound
This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
Fucking love this movie. Their chemistry is insane ❤️
– Jane Austen, from Sense and Sensibility (Penguin Classics, 2003)
1989 era (so far) [taylorswift]
This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.
Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter. And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.
the donkey fucked a dragon
Jessica Lange as Elsa Mars.
me in the financial aid office
Me in corporate America
Me in chapter meeting
Lmao 😂 😂 😂
How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.
I’d break the button after hitting it so hard
– (via shutdownthecity)